#1816
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Äàåøü èíôåêöèîííóþ áåçîïàñíîñòü â ìàññû!!!
[Èçîáðàæåíèÿ äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì]
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Ñ óâàæåíèåì, Âàëåðèé Âàëåðüåâè÷ Ñàìîéëåíêî |
#1817
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Êàæäûé äåëàåò áèçíåñ, êàê ìîæåò.
[Èçîáðàæåíèÿ äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì]
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Ñ óâàæåíèåì, Âàëåðèé Âàëåðüåâè÷ Ñàìîéëåíêî |
#1818
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Öèòàòà:
À âîò ñòóäåí÷åñêèé ñòèõ ìîåãî äðóãà Âàíè Êâàñîâà: Ïîëçè êî ìíå êàê âîçáóæäåííûé ôèáðîáëàñò, È óíäóëèðóÿ ñâîé êðàé êî ìíå òÿíè. Ïîêèíü ñêîðåé ïàññèâíûõ êëåòîê ïëàñò, È íà ïîäëîæêå ìû îñòàíåìñÿ îäíè. Ïóñêàé ýðèòðîöèòîâ òåíè íà ïóòè, Èùè ìåíÿ êàê àíòèòåëî àíòèãåí, ß íå ìîãó íà ýòîé ãàäîñòè ðàñòè, Ìíå îäèíîêî ñðåäè ÷àøêè Ïåòðè ñòåí. Ïîéìè ìåíÿ ÿ íå êàïðèçíàÿ íè÷óòü, ß ìèêðîòðóáî÷êè ïîêîðíî ðàçáåðó. Òû ïðî ôîêàëüíûå êîíòàêòû íå çàáóäü. È â ãèáðèäîìó ìû ñîëüåìñÿ ïîóòðó. È áóäåì ìû ñ òîáîé äåëèòüñÿ ìíîãî ðàç, È íàïëîäèì ìû ìíîãî òûñÿ÷ àíòèòåë, È òû ïîçíàåøü ìèòîòè÷åñêèé ýêñòàç. Âåäü ýòî òî, âî ÷òî òû âåðèë, ÷òî õîòåë. |
#1819
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[Ññûëêè äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì ]
[Èçîáðàæåíèÿ äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì] |
#1820
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Ñëûøàëà ýòîò àíåêäîò íåîäíîêðàòíî, íî òåïåðü óâèäåëà åãî "íà êàðòèíêå".
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#1821
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Òàê è çâó÷èò. "Ïîäñêàæèòå, êàê ìíå áûòü. Ìóæ ïîñòîÿííî âñòóïàåò ñî ìíîé â èíòèìíûå îòíîøåíèÿ, äàæå êîãäà ÿ ìîþ ïîñóäó, ãëàæó áåëüå, ñìîòðþ òåëåâèçîð... ïîñòñêðèïòóì: Ïðîñòèòå çà íåðîâíûé ïî÷åðê"
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#1822
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Íå ïåðåñòà¸ò ðàäîâàòü óðîâíåì ñâîèõ ñïåöèàëèñòîâ ñàéò ìåäèàñòîì.ðó
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#1823
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Íàâåÿëî...
[Èçîáðàæåíèÿ äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì]
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Ñ óâàæåíèåì, Âàëåðèé Âàëåðüåâè÷ Ñàìîéëåíêî |
#1824
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÷åðò.. ìîÿ áû âîëÿ - åùå êàê ìèíèìóì 3 çåëåíûõ øàðà â Âàøó ïîëüçó..
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#1825
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Åñëè [Ññûëêè äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì ] îïÿòü óæå áûëî, òî ïðèíîøó ìîè èçâèíåíèÿ.
Íà ìîé âãëÿä î÷åíü õîðîøèå ![]() |
#1826
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È ñíîâà, íàâåÿëî. Íà ñåé ðàç óäà÷íîé çàãàäêîé.
[Èçîáðàæåíèÿ äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì]
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Ñ óâàæåíèåì, Âàëåðèé Âàëåðüåâè÷ Ñàìîéëåíêî |
#1827
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Medical Entrance Tests
Here are the answers (to medical definitions) of a candidate who appeared for the Medical Entrance Tests - Do you think he should qualify ?
ANTIBODY - against everyone ARTERY - the study of fine paintings BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria COMA - punctuation mark DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose DILATE -the late British princess GALL BLADDER - bladder in a girl GENES - blue denim HERNIA - she is close by HYMEN - greeting to several males IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known LABOR PAIN - hurt at work LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss LYMPH - walk unsteadily MICROBES - small dressing gowns OBESITY - city of Obe SECRETION - hiding anything TABLET - small table ULTRASOUND - radical noise CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of playing cards CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty CHRONIC - neck of a crow |
#1828
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 ñòàðûå äîáðûå ñîâêîâûå âðåìåíà áûëà ôèøêà, åñëè ðîäèòåëè óåçæàëè íàäîëãî â çàãðàíêîìàíäèðîâêó - äåòåé áðàëè ñ ñîáîé. Òàê âîò îäíà äîâîëüíî þíàÿ îñîáà ñîáðàëàñü ëåòåòü â Áîëãàðèþ ñ ðîäèòåëÿìè, ïîñåìó (íå çíàþ, ïî êàêèì ïðè÷èíàì) åå çàñòàâèëè ïðîõîäèòü ïîëíîå ìåäèöèíñêîå îáñëåäîâàíèå. Îäíèì èç êàáèíåòîâ, êîòîðûé íåîáõîäèìî áûëî ïîñåòèòü, ÿâëÿëñÿ íè÷åì íå ïðèìå÷àòåëüíûé êàáèíåò ãèíåêîëîãà. È âîò ïîñëå ãëóõîãî ñòóêà â äâåðü ñ ôðàçîé “Ìîæíî?”, äåâóøêà ñ êðàñíûì îò ñìóùåíèÿ ëèöîì çàõîäèò ê ãèíåêîëîãó, ïðè ýòîì ñëåäóåò îòìåòèòü, ÷òî äåâóøêà íà ïðèåìå ó âðà÷à òàêîãî ïðîôèëÿ ÏÅÐÂÛÉ ÐÀÇ Â ÆÈÇÍÈ.
Óâèäåâ ïóíöîâûé öâåò ëèöà áàðûøíè, âðà÷ (ïîíÿòíî, ÷òî ìóæèê) ñìåêíóâ, ÷òî ëó÷øå íå òðàâìèðîâàòü ïñèõèêó áàðûøíè, ïîïðîñèë ó íåå åå íàïðàâëåíèå è íàïðàâèëñÿ çà øèðìî÷êó â êàáèíåòå, è óæå îòòóäà ïîïðîñèë áàðûøíþ ðàñïîëàãàòüñÿ â ñîîòâåòñòâóþùåì äëÿ íåå êðåñëå. Ñïóñòÿ ïÿòü ìèíóò ïîñëåäîâàë âîïðîñ “Âû ãîòîâû?” “ÄÀ” îòâåòèëà áàðûøíÿ, àïîñëÿ ÷åãî âðà÷ âûøåë èç-çà øèðìî÷êè è óâèäåë êàðòèíó ìàñëîì! Áàðûøíÿ óëåãëàñü â ãèíåêîëîãî÷èñêîå êðåñëî â ïðèíöèïå ïðàâèëüíî, òóëîâèùå â êðåñëå, ãîëîâà íà ïîäãîëîâíèêå, íîãè íà äåðæàòåëÿõ, âñå õîðîøî, òîëüêî âñå ýòî íà æèâîòå! Âðà÷, óâèäåâ ýòîò ïîëåò òåëà â êðåñëå, îñòîëáåíåë, ïîñëå ÷åãî ñ óñìåøêîé âûäàë âîïðîñ “Êóäà ëåòèì?” Îòâåò ïîäêîñèë åãî íà âåñü äåíü. Äåâóøêà, îáåðíóâøèñü ñ òåì æå ïóíöîâûì öâåòîì ëèöà, íà ïîëíîì ñåðüåçå âûäàëà: “ Áîëãàðèþ”. (ñ)ïåðëà |
#1829
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#1830
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Áëèçíåöû
[Ññûëêè äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì ]
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