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#1036
17.10.2005, 03:57
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"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
* Tom Clancy "You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither." * Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." * Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." * Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." * Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." * George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." * Sharon Stone "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." * Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is," * Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First Lady, and, you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor!) "Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." * Robin Williams "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." * Roseanne "Women need a reason to have sex. ! Men just need a place." * Billy Crystal "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" * Dustin Hoffman "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." * Rod Stewart "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." * Robin Williams 
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#1037
17.10.2005, 06:44
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"Younger women who drink two or three alcoholic beverages a week have a lower risk of developing high blood pressure than women who do not consume alcohol." -- Reuters
STUDY FINDS WOMEN WHO DRINK WAY MORE FUN TO STUDY Researchers Say Alcohol Affects Women's Blood Pressure, Researchers' Interest Cambridge, Mass. (SatireWire.com) Update — According to a new study on female alcohol use and blood pressure, young women who consume two or three alcoholic drinks a week are much more fun to do research on than women who do not consume alcohol. This woman reduced her risk of high blood pressure, and increased her interest among researchers, just by consuming a few drinks. Oh, and the report also found that women who have a few drinks each week are less likely to develop high blood pressure. Whatever. The report, published in the Archives of Internal Medicine, studied drinking patterns and blood pressure among 70,000 nurses between the ages of 25 and 42. Dr. Eric Shinauer, who headed the study for Harvard's School of Public Health, put the findings in perspective. "Alcohol, 70,000 nurses, and us," he said. "Is that cool or what?" Shinauer and his colleagues — Dr. Andrew Sporata and Dr. Chandra Palava — conceded their initial grant was to study salt consumption. However, upon reflection, the trio decided that adjusting the parameters would dramatically heighten their interest in the research. Explained Palava: "What it came down to was, did we want to say, 'Here young lady, have some salt and let's see what happens,' or, 'Here young lady, have a drink and let's see what happens.'" "We're scientists, but we're not dead," he added. In fact, Shinauer theorized there would be much more interest in studying women's health issues if alcohol were involved. Reaction to his study seems to bear this out, as already, several leading universities say they will attempt to verify the group's findings. At Stanford University, epidemiologist Bruce Cawthorn said his department is very interested in testing Shinauer's conclusion that women who have more than 10 alcoholic drinks a week increase their risk of developing high blood pressure by 30 percent. But more importantly, he added, his staff is "totally stoked" by the concomitant finding that these same women were also, statistically speaking, a blast. Shinauer, however, insisted their most valuable conclusion was that researchers could do variations on this type of study for years. "We could do how alcohol affects blood pressure among female flight attendants, or how alcohol affects blood pressure among female strippers. We are so golden." Palava, meanwhile, said he is working on "the Holy Grail" for this area of study — a report on how drinking among young women affects drinking among young women. "We just have to figure out some statistically significant reason for doing it," he said. Palava bristled, however, at the suggestion that researchers should also study the effect of alcohol on young men. "Jesus, we're not gay," he said.
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#1039
26.10.2005, 21:25
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"Иллюстрация" фото?..
Случай из практики
- Доктор, у меня это. (Пациент показывает указательным пальцем на переносицу). Врач обращает внимание, что один глаз у пациента синий, другой - зеленый. - Ну, бывает. А что беспокоит? - Да Вы не поняли. У меня с головой что-то, или с руками... Не знаю. Показать не могу. - Так что ли? (Врач крутит пальцем у виска). - ВО!!! Я знал, что по адресу обратился.
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#1040
26.10.2005, 21:26
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Много историй я не смогла осилить. Может быть и эта была.
Раньше (как сейчас не знаю) на конверте с рентгеновским снимком писали фамилию врача, проводившего рентген. ->Случай из практики. Для оценки результата лечения врач направил пациента на рентген. Через 3 дня: приходит больной, жутко расстроенный. - Как дела? - спрашивает оптимистично доктор. - ВОТ!!! - трагически отвечает больной. - Хренова!!!
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#1041
27.10.2005, 12:28
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Анекдот из теплой врачебной компании.
На приеме у врача. Доктор - У Вас нашли бруцелез, туляремию, сибирскую язву, тропическую лихорадку, сифилис и СПИД. Пациент - Доктор, а лечить - то Вы меня будете? - Конечно, мы для Вас, даже специальную диету разработали - блинную. - То есть как блинную? - Просто только блины под дверь пролезают.
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#1044
28.10.2005, 20:24
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Дождитесь полной загрузки - не пожалеете. Слабонервных просим удалиться.
[Ссылки доступны только зарегистрированным пользователям ] PS. форум можно не читать, там как всегда в лайфджорнал...
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#1045
28.10.2005, 20:33
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Хана чернилам в цветном принтере. Пусть растерзает меня хозяйственная служба, но это должно висеть в нашем туалете. Мы контора образовательная. Наше призвание нести знания в массы! А слушатели разные бывают.
Спасибо, Ирина Геннадьевна, от всего преподавательского корпуса!
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#1046
28.10.2005, 20:37
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[Изображения доступны только зарегистрированным пользователям]
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#1047
28.10.2005, 21:03
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Анекдот старый с бородой, но может, кто не слышал.
Врач-гинеколог переквалифицировался в автомеханики. В первый день работы ему старший мастер дает контрольное задание: разобрать и собрать двигатель. Гинеколог-автомеханик умело все делает. После увиденного старший механик восклицает: «Да, я много в жизни видел, но чтобы двигатель перебрать через выхлопную трубу – никогда»
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#1048
28.10.2005, 21:30
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В тему доказательной медицины и статистики:
В результате внутрибрюшинного введения мышам линии BALB/C вещества X 33% мышей погибло, 33% выжило, а третья убежала.
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#1049
28.10.2005, 21:36
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